lawgirlrunning replied to your post “lawgirlrunning replied to your post: I’m going on a date tomorrow. …”

dates are so stressful. A movie is nice because then you can just discuss it after, at least!

I don’t date. I just… end up involved with people, generally friends. I have two hours to kill before the movie too. At a bar. So the urge to get drunk enough to loosen up is strong, though I acknowledge that I’m a lightweight and being obviously drunk is hella not classy.

I’m mostly making a mountain out of a mole hill due to my own psychosis.

lawgirlrunning replied to your post: I’m going on a date tomorrow.

lol that second gif. you’ll do so great!

That is literally me. It is the most simple date ever: movie, drinks. With someone I already know and I’m just like 

It’s awful, because I do like the guy but I have no idea how to behave appropriately on a date.

Recently, a good friend from under my early undergrad years has come back into my life, and I literally flailed and screeched when his email popped into my inbox. 

"My body is collateral damage in the war against my mind"
K.h (via legallyyourss)

I’m going on a date tomorrow.

And I’m torn between 

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and 

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goodisapointofview:

You underestimate the Power of the Dark Side.

goodisapointofview:

You underestimate the Power of the Dark Side.

hayleypdowd:

frolicandetour:

janellacus:

jellysnack:

Australian cast of The Lion King sings on a plane.  Because actors are nerds no matter where they are.

Are tears what you wanted because that was fucking beautiful.

The little boy in the aisle that looks so excited because oh my god Lion King, but is too shy to walk all the way up, omg so cute.

i burst into tears and i have NO idea why 

I am also crying and have no idea why.

"

Careful, honey, it’s loaded,” he said, reentering the bedroom.

Her back rested against the headboard. “This for your wife?”

“No. Too chancy. I’m hiring a professional.”

“How about me?”

He smirked. “Cute. But who’d be dumb enough to hire a lady hit man?”

She wet her lips, sighting along the barrel.

“Your wife.

"
"Bedtime Story" by Jeffrey Whitmore (via 01012012)

Advice for my date courtesy of fallenangelrane

  • fallenangelrane: I think you should, at some point on your date, just yell WHOPPER NO ONIONS. I triple dog dare you. It's legit now.
  • fallenangelrane: Let him buy the candy and then in a hoarse whisper be all like "...thanks for the candy..."
  • fallenangelrane: I don't see how any of this can end badly.